Las Vegas is seedy. I know, shocking.

You know, I don’t want to kill hipsters anymore

But it’s a dry heave.

I’m smarter than a fifth grader (and a Californian)

I was attacked by a cougar

California dreaming

I watched too much TV growing up

The real Yosemite

I won’t blog after the 3rd winery

Yo Yo Semite

Worst campsite neighbors and parents ever

One more thing before I go

Mom must know she’s a beneficiary in my will

The first 100 days: Lessons learned

I’m hitting Chinatown and I’m hitting it hard

What is compact really?

Family day in San Francisco

This makes me seem like a selfish ass

This is going to take a while

Big wood

Driving 101

I must be a stud

How not to get sand in your butt crack

J’adoria Astoria

Romance in the other Astoria

Raw vegan is not a good look for me

I’m in Astoria!

The Portland Detox

My favorite hotel so far – Silver Cloud Hotel on Broadway, Seattle

My favorite restaurant so far – Branzino, Seattle