How not to get sand in your butt crack

Don’t walk on the beach, drive on it. South of Astoria, between Gearheart and Seaside, there is a 5 mile stretch of beach you can drive on. Sunset Beach. Somehow, it’s a relaxing and beautiful experience, not like Daytona where the drive-on beach becomes a mall parking lot.
In empty spots it’s fun to do donuts. Good job I bought $730 worth of rear tires while in Portland.
Thanks to my West coast Astoria boyfriend for suggesting the drive. We were together 1.75 days, which is common law marriage compared to most of my relationships.


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