This really is Portlandia

Too much coffee

I’m getting too old for this

Why are they not wearing shorts?

West Coast + Fresh Fish = Asian People

The first big city since NYC

Datsun, by Nissan

Oh no, I shouldnt

Yup, I’m 12 years old

That awkward stage when your friends’ parents are more fit than you

Best ass/karaoke/gay bar in Spokane

Idaho? Check

Shut up pale face

America works much better as a drive through

If a bear eats me, just know my last moments were beautiful

The 4th of July in Glacier National Park

I’m trying to say no to crack

But is it art (if there isn’t a cowboy in it)?

I’d totally get with me

Stella!

Haunted hotels suck for sleeping

Who needs a truck?

Paula Deen must’ve been in the kitchen

A snake in the grass

But what if they approach me?

Listen to the Sioux-thing sounds of the Chippewa

North Dakota has a tourism problem

Say hello to my little friend

North Dakota’s version of a massage happy ending

What’s next, bungee jumping?