Category Archives: Food

Conversations with a deer head

I can officially get over myself because this guy is RUNNING across country

Flashback Friday

Go back to Europe or the Caucasus or wherever the hell you were spawned

Overheard: Boca edition

Minor juice cleanse slip up

The Ybor Detox

I’m recovering nicely in Florida

Tell me more about these Jews

This is why I’m fat

Happier than a cochon in shit

Overheard

I still got it!

I’m as bad as the things I poke fun at

My worst meal of the trip

Louisiana is going to be trouble for my liver

Porktastic!

Austin needs to be so good it hurts

I Like Chinese Food

I lost a day of my life

I’ve got friends in low places

I’m getting the hell out of Dodge

Quelle suprise en Albuquerque!

Good thing I do pay for health insurance…

No room at the inn

A city without flavor

Back to a simpler and meaner time

Cooking is hard

I’m starting to repeat myself

Sunday biker brunch