Friday I went to the ballet so naturally there was a little tailgating. I don’t want to talk about Saturday night but my friends J and G know what they did. 

Sunday started out well-intentioned with a long walk to the park with the dog but the situation spiraled out of control fast with a birthday party at Katz’s Delicatessen and a wee little Oscar party.

Today I pay the piper via broccoli, garlic, onion, sweet potato, tofu and ginger purée. That’s all I get.

But I’d do it all again! What’s the use of living longer if I can’t have a pastrami sandwich. No use is the answer.