Friday I went to the ballet so naturally there was a little tailgating. I don’t want to talk about Saturday night but my friends J and G know what they did.
Sunday started out well-intentioned with a long walk to the park with the dog but the situation spiraled out of control fast with a birthday party at Katz’s Delicatessen and a wee little Oscar party.
Today I pay the piper via broccoli, garlic, onion, sweet potato, tofu and ginger purée. That’s all I get.
But I’d do it all again! What’s the use of living longer if I can’t have a pastrami sandwich. No use is the answer.
Steintrek 
You get to eat 2100 calories every day on your diet???? I want to go on this diet
When you’re a 6’2″ man who works out daily, you can too. And I apologize if you already identify as a man who is 6’2″.