I’m getting my cozy on during my first cold night in a while. Indian comfort food, chicken tikka and saag paneer at A Taste if India in Athens. Two science professors are right next to me and just said this:

Nerd 1: I heard its not safe to swim there anymore.
Nerd 2: Because Canadian Geese are dangerous?
Nerd 1: No. Because of the parasites associated with that much fecal matter.

In my day, these guys would be at home playing D&D and not ruining my dinner. I blame Ugly Betty and Glee for making OK for nerds to go out and socialize.