File that headline under “things that Sue Ellen Ewing would say” or “things that I said to my horse.” The horse’s name is J.R. and his parents weren’t married so I’m not saying anything untrue.
Fun fact, my horse J.R. does not get along with the horse called Bobby.
So the gossip. The new Dallas series is filmed here and I pried info out of some of the ranch hands. Jesse Metcalfe, who plays Christopher Ewing is a dick. Linda Gray, Sue Ellen, grabs him by the ear when he ignores fans, then makes him sign autographs and say hi.
Definitely worth a tour of Southfork Ranch if you are ever in the Dallas area. $48.00 for a one hour trail ride on one of their horses is a real bargain and blast.
He looks like kind guy. I love quarter horses. You look very good in the saddle. Are you sure you aren’t part Cossack?
I could be Cossack. Perhaps my family lineage is the result of a kind and gentle pogrom. Southfork was only about Quarter horses, it’s all that happened there.