Even without changing for breakfast, lunch, tea, cocktails, and dinner, I manage to go through clothes faster than I hoped. No wonder they need such a large staff at Downton Abbey. Side note, why does Siri recognize Downton Abbey but not the word kniption?
To maximize the laundry machine I’m sitting in my shorts, flip-flops and no shirt. Everything in. There are four other men shirtless here so I don’t stick out.
Steintrek 
I’m getting a great idea for a new men’s bar concept
Now if only you could get most of the men that are shirtless not to have visible track marks.