I thought I taught myself to fly fish very well but I could not keep any. The stream I’m on has wild trout so I can only take one per day and it has to be at least 18 inches. I caught two that were not even a foot. Release.
A nice guy Chad, I love that name, who worked at the sporting goods store offered to take me and teach me at a better place tomorrow. I think it’s a date. He probably does not think that.
Steintrek 
Is that a Sam Adams poking up out of your waistband, or are you just thinking of “fly” fishing with Chad?
😉 oh chad!
Will it looks like you are beginning to fit in and dress like the hillbillies in the Ozarks.
To really pass I’m trying to copy your accent. I know it’s not hillbilly but at least it’s Mizzoo.