Conversation I walked in on a few minutes ago when I went to pick up my yellow protein disks and ersatz coffee.
Female Holiday Inn employee: You got to be careful who you say that stuff to nowadays because you never know.
Middle-age male guest with small rose colored glasses, pedophile mustache and wearing shorts and knee-high white socks with his Keds: I know, you say anything and you’re a homophobe. I told you when my dear sister was living she had gay friends and I was nice to them.
Female: My daughter has some gay friends and one of them made a pass at her. Let’s just say they’re not close anymore.
Male: Ya see!
Female: That was a little while ago. Now she’s dating a guy so she just had problems and didn’t know what she wants.
Male: That’s why before you go around thinking you’re gay or involving other people, figure out what you want because you’re probably not even gay.
All the while I’m standing there and they just keep talking. They must not have suspected I am gay. Which means I better exfoliate, hit the gym hard and start dressing a little better.