I never know who’s looking at my blog, I just see how many people, from whatever country, view Steintrek.
For some reason, a lot of people read a cute but nothing little post I did about a massage in Fargo, North Dakota. I salaciously titled it, “North Dakota’s version of a massage happy ending.”
The masseuse gives clients inspirational Goethe quotes at the end. Sweet, right?
I can also see what search terms bring people to Steintrek. The real reason some people have been drawn to the Fargo post is because they wanted an actual happy ending massage in South Dakota. There’s a little something called SEO or search engine optimization. From now on, my titles will need to be descriptive of the post and of a sex act. Helps my numbers.
Time to dig up all of those David Lee Roth lyrics again, man!