Delaware is Deladone

I’ve never enjoyed Delaware. Even a long weekend at the gay beach town of Rehoboth proved bland. Nice weather, nice beach but everything and everybody was joyless. And expensive.
The State slogan should be, “Delaware, we exist solely for tax purposes.”
Today I figured I’d go in and get the fuck out. A surgical strike.
I’m in Newark having chocolate chai at Central Perk and dude-watching.
I’m not having the worst time. University of Delaware guys like to wear sweat pants or thin shorts but they DO NOT like to wear underwear. I’ve seen things.

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