I had a gay old time

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An old gay time to be more accurate. I took myself and my sea lice to Fort Lauderdale’s public Halloween party. All the local gay bars were part of the fun with costume parties.
I was shocked by the number of silver senior gays in attendance. I know this is Florida and there are older people but when you’re gay, you forget that you can get older. AIDS wiped out a few generations of men so I am simply not used to seeing large groups of gay men in their 70s, 80s and 90s.
Like most older people, these gay guys just don’t give a fuck and have become quite handsy. It was a challenge to walk through a bar without having my ass grabbed. One guy grabbed and smacked me so hard that I snapped at him and asked why he did that. He said, “You have such a nice ass and you put it near me.” He has a point. My bad.

It was heartening to see the local coach take his star wrestler to the parade.

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And now that Boy Scouts can be gay, this young man is earning his Eagle badge in tweaking and dancing his ass off.

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2 thoughts on “I had a gay old time

  1. Do you like old guys? I do. David makes fun of me for saying “mrrrroww!” whenever I see 60+ year old David Straitharn on TV. And don’t get me started on Patrick Stewart, Alan Rickman, or the Brazilian singer Caetano Veloso (who I believe is 70). He thinks it’s really weird that all my movie, TV and music idols can join the AARP. I guess I have turned into a Grampy-chaser in my middle age.

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