Places where I will not spend my pink dollar.
I must have known Wal-Mart is not gay friendly but I blocked it out because in some parts of the country they are the only game in town. Where else can I buy freeze dried food, wine, guns and toilet paper?
I’ve never donated to the Salvation Army, we were a Good Will family, so that won’t be a problem. I never even gave a dime to the bell ringing Santas because mom said all that money goes to buy booze for the alcoholic St. Nicks.

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