It looks like a really beautiful place with great facilities at super cheap prices. But then I read that Jesus does not allow alcohol even though he tolerates smoking. In the Bible, there is plenty about Jesus and wine, He would even make it if there was none around. Where is there anything written about Jesus turning a tree branch into a cigarette?
Steintrek 
Can’t you just bunk in tomorrow, and break out the red wine, and then when they bust you go to the local mediated say: “I’m a Jew and they are preventing me from observing my Sabbath!” You won’t have that problem again,and that campground will be part central from now on.
My sabbath conflicts with the jamboree and the jamboree sounds super groovy. File under Sophie’s choice.
Can’t have religion without sinners. Drink up! (Besides, it’s only a venial sin.)