I bragged to someone last night about how my phone gets great reception everywhere I go and I’ll have no problem camping in the Ozarks. Fast-forward to today, I have to drive a few miles to send a text.
Which is fine, because this will be like a little vacation from not working. I’m not exactly in the middle of nowhere, I’ve checked in with a park ranger and there are some others not too far away.

This is a picture of my new and bigger tent, first time using it. I know it works because I just fell asleep in it for three hours.