I just got the call from Gloria to pick her up a pack of Pall Mall on the way back.
Yesterday she caught me giving a surprised/judgey look at the ash tray – I’m an ex-smoker we are the worst – and quickly Gloria gave me a look that said, “I was told I have a short time to live, I’ll smoke meth if I want to.”

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