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Word has it there will be football trivia during tomorrow morning’s Daily Burn 365 workout. It’s almost time for the Super Duper Bowl.

I’m not a complete spaz when it comes to sports but I hope they don’t ask football rules or stats questions like, which receiver has run the ball back for the most yards during games in states with Republican governors, north of the Mason-Dixon line.

I’ll crush the trivia questions if they ask what I know:

1- Which diminutive former Bronco, with the initials WW, had a hair transplant?

2- Which Manning has a better ass, Peyton or Eli? (It’s Peyton, just don’t look at his herp derp face).

Go Broncos! Let’s just hope Peyton keeps that helmet on.