It’s a gay zoo up in here


A fun couple I sat next to at the pool told me I must come next week, around the 4th of July, “The pool will be bear soup.” As my campsite neighbor said, I wonder how the pool filter will look like after that.
For those who don’t know their gay wildlife:
Bear: big hairy guy
Polar Bear: big hairy gray haired guy
Panda Bear: Big hairy(?) Asian guy
Bear cub: younger but working on the hair and size
Otter: skinny hairy guy

I’m a sloth.

One thought on “It’s a gay zoo up in here

  1. As always, in a class by yourself.

    Jeff, it’s so delightful to have these literary morsels thrown my way several times a (work) day. Thank you.

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