A fun couple I sat next to at the pool told me I must come next week, around the 4th of July, “The pool will be bear soup.” As my campsite neighbor said, I wonder how the pool filter will look like after that.
For those who don’t know their gay wildlife:
Bear: big hairy guy
Polar Bear: big hairy gray haired guy
Panda Bear: Big hairy(?) Asian guy
Bear cub: younger but working on the hair and size
Otter: skinny hairy guy
I’m a sloth.