Dear Nissan,
Thank you so much for giving me a baseball cap and the Z coffee table book when I stopped by your Tennessee headquarters. I had to ship the book back home because there is no room in my car for a coffee table book. I don’t have room for coffee in my car. Which brings me to why I am writing this. Notice the handmade luggage in the Mercedes Gullwing. I would like something like that for the Z. I’m not searching for another gift, this is something I would pay for. A luggage set in the size and shape of the hatch of the Z would be wonderful. I saw some online that look like Hefty bags. Your car deserves something more beautiful.
Love,
Jeff
Wait a second. You went from Ontario to Tennessee in a day? The man is moving!
I did not but I could if I wanted to.
Oh never mind. Now I get it. Let me get back to my coffee.