There were heterosexual Mallard duck couples all over the Lake Michigan shore today. The beautiful male with his muscular chest and lovely tail feathers held high and proud while the drab girlfriend schleps along. Mallard ducks are just like straight people!
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Ummmm really? That’s just natures smart way of not getting shot
True. I only see stuffed males.