In Rockville I passed an out of business Dodge boutique, Jacks & Jacks. The small inventory was all over the place. A 50s Chevy Fleetmaster (sounds like an extra strength enema), a 20’s Dodge Pickup, an 80s Dodge 0mni, a Vespa, and a toy Dodge Viper.
Customer: I’m looking for a family car.
Jacks: The Fleetmaster is just the thing.
Customer: It’s bigger than my house and over 60 years old.
Jacks: I see, you’re looking for new and a little smaller. The Omni fits the bill.
Customer: It’s 30 years old and I would not have bought an Omni even when it was new. I think I’m going.
Jacks: Fine but your not going to find anything better out there.
Enter the creditors who also refused the Omni.