What people in Tupelo, MS, want to know about is a Ukrainian teenage clogger.

It just happens I’m at Ground Zero of the ricin case, which I think the Coen brothers are writing. You’d think that the story would get a mention in the local paper. And maybe it was all queued up and ready to go but once the breaking importance news of a Ukrainian exchange students who learned how to country clog and traded in her appreciation of Michael Jackson for Luke Bryan surfaced, the story was bumped.

Also, officials are seeking support for a Tammy Wynette Museum. But I cosign that and think it should’ve been the top story.