Girl, Shut up with the jeggings already

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During a two hour cave tour, some chick was able to tie every situation we were in to her jeggings. The cave was cold but she was okay because, “my jeggings really keep me warm.”
We had to crouch and do the limbo through some tight areas but she was okay, “because my jeggings are really flexible.”
There was a lot of water dripping off the ceiling as to be expected in a cave formed by underground rivers but it didn’t bother her. “My jeggings can get wet because they dry really fast.”
When I asked the park ranger/tour guide if we could seal her in the cave he said no because he has to keep going back in the cave.

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