When you drive your car into a diner, it’s best to switch the diner that you will go to from that point on.

I asked my mom for a driving tip and that is what I got. Unfortunately it did happen a couple of years ago. And no, it was not a drive in diner. Now she does not go to Celebrity diner in Syosset, she goes to On Parade diner in Woodbury. She tells me the people at On Parade thinks she is a nice woman and a good driver.

Being very considerate, mom told her neighbor Pearl, who’s co-op my mother parks in front of, that she has nightmares she will drive right into Pearl’s living room. Pearl said she has nightmares about my mother driving into her living room.