The biggest auto show for people who don’t drive, don’t have cars and don’t have licenses. Autoblog

This had to be born from a focus group of moms who use Cheerios to shut up their kids. Automobile

Don’t make me not completely hate you Bill! Towleroad

Making a White Snake video look like high art (NSFW, I think I saw a boob or the model has a conjoined twin). Jalopnik

I was going to go to the auto show early as press (ha!) But I’m hungover and I’d have to take the N to the 7 then walk nearly a mile. Then I found all the pros are doing good jobs on covering everything without me. Jalopnik